The Ashley Madison Affair Guarantee was just announced the other day, giving Ashley Madison another boost in publicity. The online dating personals site for married people had already been attracting plenty of attention with their ads but now with this “affair guarantee” they will certainly be the talk around the water cooler for the next while.
Ashley Madison Ad. Affair Guarantee
Here’s the FAQ for the Ashley Madison Affair Guarantee. If you don’t really care about the guarantee and just want to sign up right now, click here to go to the free sign up page.
Q. How do I purchase the Affair Guarantee program?
A. It’s easy! Simply purchase the Affair Guarantee Membership Package. To learn more about the program, please read our program rules. If you have not encountered someone special after 3 months and followed all the program rules, you will qualify for the $249 refund + applicable taxes.
Q. What’s included in the Affair Guarantee Membership Package?
A. The Affair Guarantee Membership Package provides all the benefits that all AshleyMadison.com members receive as part of any AshleyMadison.com Membership Package. See AshleyMadison.com Terms of Use for details.
Q. Why am I required to post a primary photo in my public or private showcase?
A. We have found that members with photos have a better experience on AshleyMadison.com. In fact, users with photos are 10 times more likely to be contacted! It is for this reason that the program rules specify that you must have at least one primary photo.
Q. How do I ask for my guarantee?
A. If, after 3 months of purchasing your Affair Guarantee Membership Package you are eligible for the $249 refund please click on the following “Affair Guarantee Refund Application”. Requests must be made within 30 days of Program expiration.
Q. What happens to my Membership Package if I did not qualify for the refund?
A. Your outstanding credits can be used at any time and are not limited to the first 3 months of your membership. Please continue to use the service at your leisure and we trust you will find that someone special.
Q. I sent or responded to twenty people each month, why didn’t it count?
A. The program rules state that you must send or reply to twenty unique AshleyMadison.com members each month (”unique” meaning users you have not previously contacted). In addition, your initial mail message must be sent “Priority” which guarantees that the recipient must open your mail message before reading anyone elses.
This “guarantee” sounds suspiciously like a front for…dare I say it?
Yet another kind of “pay to play”?
A new hybridized professional twist on the game.
Actual illicit sex being proffered and delivered
as a ‘loss leader’ marketing strategy…
“brilliant!”
Talk about ‘gorilla marketing’.
Advertising dollars again at the work of play?
T’will be ‘water-cooler’ intrigue indeed when the feds catch up.
Here’s a better long-term investment.
Think of someone else’s emotional and spiritual well being,
besides yourself, get some professional help with your marital skills;
all relationships are work. You’re obviously not alone.
Or if you really need to “cheat” get a divorce,
rather than duplicitously pretending you really care all that much anymore. It’s only going to be 10xs harder to trust yourself or anyone else again, when your false marriage commitment ends up on the rocky shoals of, the proverbial “one stupid little mistake”.