1. The friend you tell today will be the former friend who rats you out tomorrow They will rat you out. They always do. Why? Because there are two types of friends:
   • The friend who wants to bang your girlfriend.
   • The friend who is a good person.

   Either way, they are going to tell on you.

2. STDs are real and there are lots of skanky women who carry them, especially among women who are willing to cheat with you. A diamond may be forever, but gonorrhea lasts a helluva long time too. Get one, and you are screwed in more ways than one. Always wear a condom.
3. Hook up in public and chances are good that you will be spotted by someone you don’t know who knows you, and knows your girlfriend. It’s a small world.
4. Some women are crazy. Yes, even the hot ones, so beware that the cool chick you hook-up with may become the next stalker, call your real girlfriend just to get back at you, sleep with roommate type, mutilate you, etc.
5. The hookup girl may play it cool for a while, but chances are she wants to be the full time thing. be safeul she doesn’t get too attached.
6. The more you go back for some, the greater the risk you will get busted.
7. Yes, she will lie to you about being on the pill so always wear a condom.
8. Girlfriends find credit card receipts. Use cash only.
9. If you are meeting your side thing at your place, your neighbors know and sometimes they talk to girlfriends. Especially if you live in an apartment with thin walls.
10. Girlfriends see text messages on your phone from other women. Delete them right away!
11. Girlfriends see strange numbers on your phone and investigate them. This remains true for 800 and 900 numbers as well.
12. When men cheat, it usually means that they are looking for something their girlfriend is not providing.
13. If you truly love your girlfriend, expect some serious, painful guilt.
14. Your girlfriend might cheat on you in retaliation.
15. If she does “grudge fuck” someone else to get back at you, if possible, it will be with someone you hate. Or worse, your best friend.
16. Your girlfriend will try harder than anything to forget what you did.
17. Trying to date two women costs three times as much.
18. If you want to fix things with your girlfriend, she will forgive you.
19. If you are going to try and come clean and fix things with your girl, expect that she will ask for all the details. She will likely get even more hurt and pissed when you describe what you and other babe did, but if you lie, she will know it and get hurt worse.
20. A girlfriend is not beyond installing monitoring software or a physical key logger on your PC. Sure it’s a crime, but who want’s to be the “asshole who cheated on his girlfriend and then filed charges for getting caught”. The risk of publicly acknowledging your infidelity is too great.
21. If your girlfriend has had a “secret crush” on your best friend, now is the time she will “befriend him”. You will lose both her and your friend.
22. Even if the other woman says she is cool with just having casual sex with you and is not emotionally committed, its not true, she cares and it will come out at some point.
23. Girlfriends will seek support from YOUR friends and family.
24. Keep your story straight. Girlfriends are often very methodical and like a criminal defense attorney, they will tear apart your story and try and exploit each gap they find.
25. Your girlfriend will immediately begin to fantasize about her old boyfriends.

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1. Put ice on it right away. The hickey will diminish in appearance if you use ice on it soon after your make out session.
2. Use a toothbrush. Remember that a hickey is a bruise, and they just take time to disappear, so don’t expect a miracle. Lightly brush the hickey and the area around it with a stiff-bristled toothbrush so you break up the blood clot.
3. Stick a spoon in your freezer for about 10 minutes, remove it, then press to your skin. Repeat the process until it is gone. This is what worked for me personally many times.
4. Find some ginger, the raw plant, and cut of a bit and rub it on the hickey
5. Wear a scarf or turtleneck. No good in the summer but great in winter/fall.

The best way to hide a hickey is to tell your lover to do it somewhere OTHER than the neck. Inside of the thigh, bum or chest not only is easy to hide, but feels real nice!

Cheating and not getting caught is easy as long as you arm yourself with knowledge. There are plenty of affair tips and cheating advice sites out there. Make sure you do your homework!

Here are some reasons why fall and winter are the best seasons to have an affair.

1. People move inside when the weather changes meaning less time for the to interact with others. In the fall and winter, online personal ads increase as people have more time to be on the computer checking things out.
2. People are more eager to find sexuality in the fall and winter. Simply because as the weather cools, there is less and less skin to be seen outside. During the summer you can easily fill your needs for sexuality by a quick trip to the beach to see a nice body. In the fall and winter, you need to look online to find scantily-clad people.
3. People are too busy in the summer to even think about having an affair. Vacations, days at the beach, reno’s around the house, out-of-town visitors, all make having an affair unthinkable. Once the fall and winter hits, things slow down. After a few months of the usual 9-5, people get bored and anxious.
4. You have less chances of getting caught in public. Since it’s fall and winter, most people have headed inside, giving you a better chance of not being seen with a secret lover.
5. Your hormones need a place to go. In the summer, your hormones are dealt with by involving yourself in summer sports and physical activity, parties, outings, etc. Once summer is over and the day-to-day life returns, your hormones find themselves looking for some excitement that just can’t be found at home.

No matter the season for cheating, make sure you are being careful and make sure you don’t get caught. There are more than enough affair tips to make sure you don’t get caught. Use them!!

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1. Use your work computer for anything and everything related to your affairs. This is the #1 way to prevent yourself from getting caught cheating online. More cheaters get caught because they didn’t delete their browsing history or search fields when they use their home computers, and their other half finds what they were searching for (”married women looking for sex” or whatever), or sees the sites that they’ve gone to in search of someone to have sex with.
2. Use WinClear to hide your online activity if you absolutely need to use your home computer for online cheating. It’ll hide the web sites you go to (Like this one!), delete your history , cookies, temp. internet files, and cache. It’s very easy to use and cheap considering how valuable it is! If you must use your home computer for having an affair online, use this program to cover your tracks.
3. Create a brand new Hotmail account that only use it for your online cheating.
4. Sign up for free to the Ashley Madison Agency and create a profile. When creating your fake profile, say that you live in a city that is close enough that you to drive to, but far enough away that you don’t won’t run in to someone you know. If you travel to certain cities often, use one of them to base your profile out of, that way you have an instant alibi when you are due to travel to that city. Create a brand new identity that resembles you enough that it’ll be easy to play the part, but enough of a departure from your real self that someone that sees your profile won’t think it is you. Find a person’s photo that looks enough like you that you can pass for them. Try Google Image Search for the photos
5. Don’t tell anyone you are cheating! The phrase, “Loose lips sink ships” has real meaning! Tell no one about your affair!

Having an affair and not getting is easy if you are yourself with the right tools and information. Make sure that you always have a back-up plan in case you do get caught. Are you going to deny? Are you going to admit it right away? What will you do when you if you manage to get caught? Make sure to have an exit strategy just in case!